Did SpongeBob's careless treatment of his pet snail really cause an explosion? How did a ROCK win a race? I'm your host Perch Perkins with the latest local news! Here's today's rundown:
Intro
Top Stories + Traffic Report From...a Rock?
Community Poll: Who's the Grumpiest in Bikini Bottom?
Perch Phone: Squilliam Fancyson Calls In
Who's Ready? The Answer May Surprise You
Bikini Bottom's Best Looks
Exercise Tips From SplashSplash
Definitely-Not-Disgusting Smoothie Recipe
Snail EXPLODES at Great Snail Race
The Lurch Report ft. "Lightning" Larry Luciano
Harold Reflects on Failed Torch Lighting
Rock Wins Snail Race in Upset Victory
Poll Results: Bikini Bottom's Grumpiest + Outro
